Tuesday’s Movie Pitch

An Etsy seller hires a down and out author to write a few descriptions of items.

Good descriptions. At first. Then, the writer falls in love. Such inspiration, very addictive. The descriptions go viral.

People start buying items. They realize: when an item sells out–the descriptions disappear forever.

Items stop selling. The owner’s family needs money. The media has its story.

The love of the writer is distraught. The writer is as well.

The writer thinks of a way to save the love’s family. The writer suggests they close the shop abruptly.

They do.

There is outcry.

The family opens a new shop. All the same items. They cost a fortune.

People pay outrageous prices
to read descriptions.